Unanswerable Questions…
Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes. Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: No. Wife: Liar!!! Wife:…
An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store – Funny
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
A family…
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
Norman, an old retired sailor
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
Little Tony…
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while…
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren….
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…
A wife treats…
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday…At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Jim, How are You?” The wife asks,…