Before Paddy

Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus.

“If I’m not back within 4 years, open and enjoy!”

He hops on his horse and hits the road.

Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud behind him.

He stops and sees that it is Fergus.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.

Out of breath, Fergus answers: “It’s the wrong key!!”

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