I took my dad to the mall the other day to…

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…

A man goes to hell

A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says “you have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for…

Funny – A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…

Drama this Morning

Drama this Morning: My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..” At that point, her phone rang,…

A blonde was out driving her car

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and…

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old…

A hotel guest calls the front desk

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to…

Two women go out one night without their husbands

Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back…

Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!

Son: “Daddy i fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s…

A man and a blonde meet in an elevator

A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you…