There were Two Nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still…
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will…
Three women were talking about their love lives
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like a…
A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married
A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put an add out in the newspaper. “Husband wanted. Must not beat me,…
A blonde woman at a gas station
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas,…
A woman asked an Army General
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…
The priest says
The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and…
Two senior gentlemen are working at a …
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant. One guy goes off to lunch and comes back to find his buddy standing above a vat…
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.“ The priest said, “What do you mean,…