No matter how old they get, parents will still take care of their kids. To be honest, when children reach adolescence, they can be quite challenging to manage. Parents often struggle to deal with their children’s late nights out, sleepovers at their friends’ houses, procrastination of homework, poor academic performance, first romantic relationships, and a host of other behaviors that cause them great anxiety.
Read the following story immediately. The father in the story had a rough day because his beloved team lost the match. Being depressed, he decided it would be wonderful to take his daughter out to have some ice cream.
Anna wasn’t in her room, which caught the father off guard. He was immediately concerned because he had not seen her leave the house.
Then he saw a handwritten message left on her bed that read:
“Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.
I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos, and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!
He’s also explained to me that weed isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.
I do hope that they find a cure for herpes soon so that Muhammad can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress!
The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don’t worry about me – I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself.
The next time I come to visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!
xoxo, Anna
P.S. Dad, none of this is true – I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!
See you in a bit!”
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