A couple stood with their nine children at a bustling bus stop, patiently awaiting their ride. As minutes ticked by, a blind man joined their company, tapping his stick along the sidewalk.

When the bus finally arrived, it was already packed to capacity. With only enough space for the wife and their children, the husband and the blind man were left behind. They decided to walk instead.

As they made their way down the sidewalk, the husband grew increasingly annoyed by the rhythmic tapping of the blind man’s stick. Frustration bubbled up, and he couldn’t hold his tongue any longer.

“Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?” the husband snapped. “That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”

Without missing a beat, the blind man retorted, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”

EXTRA STORY

The Kid and The Quarter

“This is the dumbest kid in the world,” the barber whispers to his client as the little boy walks inside the shop. “As I demonstrate it to you, observe.”

The barber brings the youngster over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” holding a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other. After taking the quarters, the youngster walks away.
The barber asked, “What did I tell you?” “That kid never learns!

The same little boy is seen leaving the ice cream shop later as the customer leaves.

“Hey, young man! I have a question for you. Instead of taking the $1 bill, why did you take the quarters?”

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!” the youngster said, licking his cone.

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