An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old…
A hotel guest calls the front desk
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to…
Two women go out one night without their husbands
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back…
Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!
Son: “Daddy i fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s…
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you…
There were Two Nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still…
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will…
Three women were talking about their love lives
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like a…
A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married
A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put an add out in the newspaper. “Husband wanted. Must not beat me,…
A blonde woman at a gas station
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas,…