Ma was in the kitchen
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong…
A woman has a problem
A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom. Every time a bus passes outside the house, the door of the wardrobe, would fall…
John hoisted his beer
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life,between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the…
There was no electricity
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon,…
Before Paddy
Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…
I took my dad to the mall the other day to…
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…
A man goes to hell
A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says “you have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for…
Funny – A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…
Drama this Morning
Drama this Morning: My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..” At that point, her phone rang,…
A blonde was out driving her car
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and…