Two Women Talking In Heaven About How They Died Come To Hilarious Conclusion

Have you ever had a conversation that just seemed to ‘go south’ as soon as it started? Many of us may start one of these conversations in a perfectly normal manner but as things progress, they tend to escalate quickly. That is especially true as we begin to learn a little bit more about the other person’s point of view. This joke shows that it doesn’t only happen to us here, it shows what happens when two women have a conversation after they die. In the end, you will be laughing out loud.

Two women were talking in Heaven.

Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?

I froze to death.

How horrible said the other woman!

It wasn’t so bad replied Sylvia.

After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually, I died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.

I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement.

After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere!

Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.

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